Friday, July 23, 2010
Missionary position
TODAY'S BOOK: "Well, Duh!: Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It", by Bob Fenster ((c) 2004)
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Friday, April 09, 2010
Two men banging
TODAY'S BOOK: "Everything But Money", by Sam Levenson ((c) 1966)
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Monday, January 04, 2010
Reverse cowboy
UR DOIN IT RIGHT
TODAY'S BOOK: "Downward to the Earth", by Robert L. Silverberg ((c) 1970)
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Two girls one cup
Don't ever say I don't do exactly what I say.
TODAY'S BOOK: "Help! I'm a Prisoner in the Library", by Eth Clifford ((c) 1991)
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
Goatse
Lotse ofe theme.
TODAY'SE BOOKE: "The Book of Names", bye Jill Gregory ande Karen Tintori ((c) 2007)
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Sunday, July 05, 2009
Touching myself in a dirty place
You wouldn't believe how filthy it is up there.
TODAY'S BOOK: "Behind the Lines", by W.E.B. Griffin ((c) 1995)
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Pussy Galore
That's it. Seriously. And that's not even the worst Bond Girl name--that honor goes to Xenia Onatopp. As one Internet commentator said, "What's next? Xanadu Missionaryposition?"
TODAY'S BOOK: "A Circle of Children", by Mary MacCracken ((c) 1973)
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Monday, March 09, 2009
Guy with huge rocks
Yep, those sure are some big boulders.
TODAY'S BOOK: "Flowers for Algernon", by Daniel Keyes ((c) 1966)
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Cocporn
I spust jove to loonerize, yon't dou?
TODAY'S BOOK: "The Bourne Identity", by Robert Ludlum ((c) 1980)
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Make your pecker grow
with regular workouts and a nutritional, well-balanced diet.
My, what a large pecker!
TODAY'S BOOK: "Cheaper by the Dozen", by Frank B. Gilbreth, Jr. and Ernestine Gilbreth Carey ((c) 1948)
YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY: Gemini - Duck ; Aquarius - It's your lucky day. You, out of all the people in your office, are not going to get a pay raise!
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Wet t-shirts!
Yeah, so I'm scraping the bottom of the gags barrel now. Deal with it.
TODAY'S BOOK: "Percy Jackson & the Olympians #1: The Lightning Thief", by Rick Riordan ((c) 2005)
YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY: Leo - wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka ; Aquarius - You poor fool. I won't even tell you what your horoscope says--after all, ignorance is bliss.
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Sunday, December 07, 2008
Look at all these babes!
Babe the Sheep-Pig!
Babes in Toyland!
Babe the Blue Ox!
George Herman Ruth, Jr.!
Mildred Ella Didrikson Zaharias!
6 other athletes!
Babe, Portugal and Babe, Serbia!
Two song titles, two bands and a comic book title!
105,000,000 hits in 0.06 seconds on Google!
50 other titles on the IMDb!
And just for kicks, a ballcock!
TODAY'S BOOK: "Proven Guilty", by Jim Butcher ((c) 2006)
YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY: Gemini - Everything happens for the best, except for that nasty tumor you've got ; Scorpio - The moon is ascending toward the fourth quadrant while you are descending into $20,000 of debt. Have fun down there!
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Check out the rack on that chick!
Am I bad? Oh yes, I'm bad.
TODAY'S BOOK: "Genius: The Life and Science of Richard Feynman", by James Gleick ((c) 1992)
TODAY'S WEBSITE: Bit of spring-cleaning now. www.geocities.com/Hollywood/lot/2636/crg/ links to both of what were previously listed as the Animaniacs Cultural Reference Guides, Parts I & II. They are also slightly more updated versions, missing only the details for the 99th (and final) episode.
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
How to get a bigger erection:
Get some more Lego blocks.
TODAY'S BOOK:"Winter Camp", by Kirkpatrick Hill ((c) 1993)
TODAY'S WEBSITE: www.shalomlerner.com In less than two months, Beit Shemesh will be voting for mayor, in all likeliness ousting the 15-year incompetent incumbent, Danny Vaknin. Shalom Lerner is my choice for mayor (this will be my first election participated in), and this is his site.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Wieners screw ass.
Why, what were you thinking?
TODAY'S BOOK: "Into the Wild", by Jon Krakauer ((c) 1996)
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Boobs & Boobies
Be ye warned: this is a gratuitous attempt to rake in search engine hits!
TODAY'S BOOK: "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Bierce ((c) 1911)
A blue-footed booby
A booby trap
A booby prize
The boob tube
Daniel "Boobie" Gibson
83 IMDb entries with "boob", "boobs", "booby" or "boobies" in the title
27,800,000 hits on Google in 0.16 seconds for the above words
And just for good measure: a cock, two dicks and a pussy!
TODAY'S BOOK: "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Bierce ((c) 1911)
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