"My scanner is broken. There is a peacock head in my bed. The shells have oysters in them. I am writing this by telepathy.
I am the eggman. They are the eggmen.
LOUD NOISES!
If by any chance you have now been or ever were changed into a giant cockroach, call 1-800-KAFKA now.
Is it 'better safe than pregnant' or 'better late than pregnant'? Oh well, they're both funny.
:-) :-( :-P :-/ :-D I've also seen how to draw a hand with a raised middle finger like this, but don't remember quite how. Lucky you.
If you start to drink prune juice and you keep drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking until you all of a sudden feel an overpowering urge to go to the bathroom, stop drinking.

TODAY'S BOOK: 'David Letterman: On Stage and Off', by Rosemarie Lennon ((c) 1994)

TODAY'S MOVIE: 'The Jungle Book', from Disney (1967)

WHO WON WORLD WAR II?: John Candy.

TODAY'S WEBSITE: en.wikipedia.org Having recently celebrated its 1,500,000th entry, what is possibly the most useful online encyclopedia is still going strong. My personal favorite uses of it are looking up comic books and old movies. The good news: anybody can edit an entry. The bad news: anybody can edit an entry."
--21st post, 11/27/06

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