George Washington's mecha battle armor can also transform into a horse. Andrew Jackson's a crotchety old man with a trenchcoat. John F. Kennedy's the youngest member and responsible for tech support. Franklin D. Roosevelt's leg braces give him superspeed and jumping abilities. Teddy Roosevelt's Teddy Roosevelt. And Abraham Lincoln won't take no nonsense from anybody.
Their biggest enemy is, of course, turncoat Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon and his legion of CREEPs.
Any questions?

"That's Not in My American History Book", by Thomas Ayres ((c) 2004)

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