Saturday, October 21, 2006

 

9th post

I'm weird... yes it's true... I really can't help it but--oh, high there. Just randomly composing an anthem for myself. You ever see Animaniacs? Dot's song "I'm Cute" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak2jnkavUS0)? Well, that's what this is based on. I don't care if you don't care. Hmm... "Can't help it..."
But what can I do?
When you're weird, it just shows
With these two crossed eyes and this great bulbous nose
And an ugly puce shirt that's all covered in dirt
And when they see my face then everyone says:
"Oh shoot! Isn't he weird! Weird, weird, oh, isn't he weird, weird, weird!"
Yes, that seems to be progressing quite nicely. Next verse:
I'm the one they all fear
I'm stinky and I'm wobbly and don't ever look jolly--but see here!
I'm no queer, to be constantly weird and never endeared
With my teeth sticking out under that piggish-like snout
Then there just is no doubt why the folks like to shout:
"Eek! That beard!" Let's face it, I'm weird! (Weird, weird, oh, lordy, he's weird,weird!)
Yeah, yeah, I'm smokin' now!
Being weird's a thing you can't hide
If you look up the word in a book there's my picture inside!
"Moron Guide" has me on the cover (Go fly off and hover!)
I'm simply so smart (Throw at him a dart!)
I'm the answer to one of the questions in Trivial Pursuit for "Who's the least cute?"
"Weird, weird, oh, isn't he weird, weird, weird!"
...Ah, screw it, this is just getting stupider. I'm stopping right here... G'night, everybody!

TODAY'S BOOK: "American Ground: Unbuilding the World Trade Center", by William Langewiesche ((c) 2002)

TODAY'S MOVIE: "The Adventures of Robin Hood", from Warner Bros. (1938)

WWWW2?: The Scarlet Pimpernel.

TODAY'S WEBSITE: http://www.marvel.com/universe Under constant updating and revision, the purpose of this ambitious project is no less than catloguing every known character in the history of the Marvel Universe, including their pictures, histories and powers. Sorted into convenient categories such as Fantastic Four, Spider-Man and X-Men, the site also contains information on major storylines including the ongoing "Civil War". A must for every comic-book buff or just someone seeking info on a specific character.

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you are positivly insane!
 
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