Put your head betwen your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.
I figger that a chigger ain't bigger than a nnnot gonna go there.
My brain is much like a clock. And like many clocks, it regularly goes cuckoo.
Wakka wakka. Wakka wakka. Wakka wak wakka. Wakka! Wakka wakka wakka wak.
Never trust a man with no hair. Not that I have anything against bald men personally, but when a guy just can't hold on to his own hair, you know that there's something not completely kosher about him.
Bartelby bit the snake pass cube.
I am consoled by the fact that in some alternate reality, Carlos Beltran did not strike out to end the NLCS.

TODAY'S BOOK: "'Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!'", by Richard P. Feynman and Ralph Leighton ((c) 1985)

TODAY'S MOVIE: "Dumbo", from Disney (1941)

WWWW2?: Oprah Winfrey.

TODAY'S WEBSITE: www.imdb.com The Internet Movie Database--though I think the M should stand for "Media"--is the go-to place for looking up movies, TV shows and video games online. 'Nuff said. (Look for me there on the Message Boards under the username "MetFanMac".)

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